When I was a kid I had two passions: peanut butter and banana sandwiches and Super Friends, the eighties cartoon about the Justice League of America.
That said, my lifetime goal was to marry Aquaman. In the past this has garnered great ridicule. "Aquaman? That's so lame!" So now I'm just going to go ahead and leave this here. It's the promo for the Jason Momoa version of Aquaman. I don't think any further comments are needed except, "Told you so, bitches."
J.L. Murray is the bestselling author of the Niki Slobodian series, After the Fire, and Jenny Undead.